a cougar

This is a cougar and it is mean. It wants to kill everything. DO NOT PET THIS COUGAR!
it is not a petting cougar.

also. The cougar wants to know where this popped-collar ref lives. No reason, it just want to visit him. It won't hurt the ref, but it may eat his face. Who can honestly say if that would "hurt?"

i'm going to bed.

Go KK’s!

Well, We Didn't Lose

Unbeknowest to us going in, the Soccer Stars forfeit every game, so when they scored without a girl-touch and on an off-sides, we just thought the Popped Collar was being nice - and unfair.

Turns out we were gonna win no matter what happened. But it's a hollow victory, considering we scored only once. (Goooo Shana!)

I got jacked up on a power kick by The Gazelle from the other team. I didn't even know what hit me. I just remember landing on my wrist, then my elbow, then my back. I thought about laying there and crying for a while it hurt so bad. But it left an awesome welt on my leg and will likely produce a pretty sweet bruise in a few days.

This Saturday's Game Brought To You By Shana

In addition to scoring our only goal (on a goal kick, which was awesome) Shana also layed the smack down on some chick who tripped her. You don't wanna step to Shana.

Sadly, we lost again. The new league is killing us. But for being ditched by our subs (you bastards!) and missing several players, we fought valiantly against the SunRayz. At least until we all got tired.



Do not step to The Shana.



A Sunrayz thought it would be a good idea to go up against Brian. Big mistake. As you can see, Brian walked away just fiiine. The other kid, not so much.



The best photo ever to come from a Kickin' Kinkades game. Click on it to get the full effect. Hilarious!



Fowards LeShaun, Cameron and Shana brought the pain.



This jackass is beyond words. In addition to not actually watching the game or knowing what the calls are when he calls them, he also makes sure that his collar is popped as he's "reffing." I swear he was actually posing, though I'm not sure for whom. He's a legend in his own mind. (Like Vincent from Project Runway.)



Our two fans, Necessary and Sam, busted out the rally hat. Unfortunately, it didn't help. But they are excellent sideline cheerleaders.



Game over!


THE AFTERMATH

Check out these seams marks on Paul. Yeeouch!

Avacado Ass-Kickin'

Though not on our part, sadly.

The Guac's beat us, like, 100 to 0. Or maybe it was 6-0. Or something like that.

But hey, we got some fun photos. And stay tuned for video "highlights."



The Goalkeeps Brian and Brian kept it real. Fo' real. Here's Big Bri takin' a break.



Coach Ronson sweated it out on the sidelines.



Halftime!



I sho' am hungry. How much for a banana?



There's a lot going on in this photo. Jen is walking Kevin's dog. Brian is examining his foot. And Cameron's son is reading a book.



That's right. Stretch it out.