Well, We Didn't Lose

Unbeknowest to us going in, the Soccer Stars forfeit every game, so when they scored without a girl-touch and on an off-sides, we just thought the Popped Collar was being nice - and unfair.

Turns out we were gonna win no matter what happened. But it's a hollow victory, considering we scored only once. (Goooo Shana!)

I got jacked up on a power kick by The Gazelle from the other team. I didn't even know what hit me. I just remember landing on my wrist, then my elbow, then my back. I thought about laying there and crying for a while it hurt so bad. But it left an awesome welt on my leg and will likely produce a pretty sweet bruise in a few days.